Slave2moonlight here! Do any of you recall the short-lived werewolf member of the monster cereals gang, "Fruit Brute?" I sure do. Here he is alongside his equally ill-fated successor, "Fruity Yummy Mummy."

Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy

Ladies and Gentlemen, in an only half-serious appeal to bring back a treasured childhood memory, I submit to anyone who sees this, particularly those who may be affiliated with General Mills cereals, this revival suggestion for both lost cereal monsters:

Baron von Peanut Butter Wolf

Other acceptable possibilities could be: American Berrywolf, Howl-O's, Cinna-Wolfman Crunch, Wolf-Munch Crunch, Cinna-Mummy, Scary Berry, Berry Scary, Berry Brute, Nut Brute, Beast Berry, Berry Beast, Nut 'n' Mummy, Peanutbutter Brute, Wolf Crispies, Pharaoh-O's, Larry Harryberries, Mummy Gots Nuts, and a popular choice, Wolfenberry. Of course, one of the cereals could always take another go at being fruity, but they might want to be cautious about taking the route depicted below.

Invisiberry Man

Yes, that's the Invisiberry Man. G'night folks!

three comments:

HAHAHAHA! I sure remember Fruit Brute the Werewolf! I even had a glow-in-the dark lightswitch Fruit Brute sticker.
BlueEyesWolf - December 29 2004 - 03:19

Hmmm… I’m not sure where your coming from with Varon Bon Peanut Butter Wolf or Yummy Money Mummy. If these cereals were brought back, the wouldn’t have to change their names. (I still have Monster Cereal left over from Halloween, I’m eating some Franken Berry right now!)
Cryptid_Gaming (URL) - January 19 2013 - 11:26

I test a lot of phones, and even though I prefer Apple’s ecosystem and hardware over Android and other alternatives, I found myself drooling over the big-screen devices from Samsung, Motorola, and HTC. I always said my dream phone would be one with a large screen running Apple’s software.
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